Full Metal Christmas December 25, 2006
Posted by daveintexas in Current Events.trackback
It’s probably old. Still, I liked it.
I like the strategically timed jingle bells.
Dave in Texas
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Dave- (responding from days ago) I read that Christmas-tree story when you posted it at ASV way back when – lol :)
As for AOS and their moral degeneracy – well, what can you do ? Most of it is funny, and I can kid along. But, when you start talking about young girls … nope, it’s just not funny anymore.
Oh well, you know. Men will be boys. Not everyone suffers from teen-age daughters.
Merry Christmas!
That was funny, and it had been a long time since I heard any of the FMJ DI ranting. Good stuff.
Very funny, Private Joker. You !@#$%^$%C*ing maggot.
I used one of these to motivate coworkers and myself during dragging afternoons.
http://www.rleeermeystore.com/gusgtrleeer1.html
Also Dave, I’d like to apologize. I think there was a major misunderstanding yesterday. We sent our pro team down, but a number of factors seemed to suggest you fielded a local high school team expecting us to do the same:
– the uniforms
– the play
– the star quarterback flirting with his blonde girlfriend on the sidelines (I liked the way she started pouting towards the end of the game)
– the simplistic blitz packages
– an offensive playbook consisting of 5 plays
Oh how I want to say fuck you steve in hb.
bastard.
argh
Doesn’t really matter. The NFC playoffs will merely select the team for the AFC to defeat in the Superbowl.
Parcells really does have to cut off the whole Tony Romo big man on campus thing though. Or else the Cowboys will turn in to the NFL version of the Lakers – more concern on who’s in the crowd than what’s happening on the court, cutesy interaction between players and celebrities, etc.
Hey Dave,
Merry couple days after Christmas and almost Happy New Year!
Did you put your crap tree up?
Go Chargers!!!!!!!!!!!!
Parcells could solve the problem faster getting TO to learn how to hold onto a goddam football.
Hey PJM, back at ya. Yes, yes, we did place the Crap Tree in its time-honored location.
The question is, has he taken it down, yet? I’m waiting until after New Years when the kids are back at school. I have tons of stuff to put away.
Hey, Dave….I posted this on an AOSHQ thread, but in case you didn’t see it, I saw the perfect gift for you when we (my family) were shopping at Crown Center the other day: a tee shirt with an ominous looking creature with huge, black bat wings on the front. It said, “Don’t make me unleash my flying monkeys!”
I always think of you when I see flying monkeys. You and your flying monkey airport.
Nice Deb.
You must give me the link.
I shall have it, the preciousssssss…. it shall be mine. Oh yesssss.
Crap Tree still up. Stays up till NYD
I’ve actually looked for the shirt online, because I want to send it to you, and there are several like it but the one at Crown Center is by far the coolest.
We were on our way out, after waiting in a long, long line to see Santa, and another long line to eat at the choo choo train restaurant. My husband wasn’t stopping for anything.
I’d be happy to get it for you, though. Just email me your address.
Btw, that Seattle Slough really gets on your nerves. doesn’t he?
Hee hee.
We were on our way out, after waiting in a long, long line to see Santa, and another long line to eat at the choo choo train restaurant.
Is that the one where the trains deliver your food using those cool elevator things? My daughter and I ate there a year and a half ago after I helped my brother move in. He’s in medical school out there.
Yep, that’s the one. The food’s so-so, the trains are what bring people in. We try to go there at least once a year. My three year old son was absolutely agog.
Seattle doesn’t bother me that much Deb. He’s a typical lib, who’s willing to lie about anything including having a child to make a point.
It’s pretty pathetic when you think about it.
When I think about it, I laugh.
But I am emailing you my address… cause I want that monkey shirt.
geoff wants me to wear it and post my pic in it. I can tell!
Btw, that Seattle Slough really gets on your nerves. doesn’t he?
Hee hee.
Seattle Slough is the pimple on the ass of life.
I like this site the best.
geoff wants me to wear it and post my pic in it. I can tell!
We can get Michael to develop the marketing plan for the unveiling of your new look.
I like this site the best.
Damn, Dave! The chicks always like you better.
I hate that.
shopping at Crown Center
You’re in Kansas City?
Great town; Mrs. Michael is from the area. We stayed at the Crown Center not too long ago for a family wedding and had a great view of the Liberty Memorial from our room.
I just flashed her a smile Michael. Now she’s cookin the dinner.
She asked me to rub on some lotion.
Michael,
Women find intelligent men sexy. Also, guys with a good sense of humor. Just be funny, and you’ll have to beat them off with a stick.
I live in the southeast part of the KC metropolitan area.
Intelligence and humor?
Well, I am kinda funny.
southeast part of the KC metropolitan area.
Which puts you in Jackson County. Mrs. Michael’s family used to live north of you, in Clay County. Mom-In-Law Michael worked downtown at TWA. Most of the family has moved elsewhere now.
Kinda funny is right, Dave. Which is why the chicks are flocking to this site.
The only reason I go to AOSHQ is because of the guys like you that make me laugh.
You guys in the midwest area should check out the KC Irish Fest which is held at Crown Center over Labor Day Weekend. Great venue, lots to see and do.
southeast part of the KC metropolitan area.
My brother goes to the Kansas City College of Osteopathic Medical over on Independence Avenue. At least he will if he’s able to fly out Saturday morning. We’re all hunkering down waiting for the next storm to hit…
[looks out window]
…which it has just started doing.
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Ok Dave, I’m a total tard. I just scrolled down and saw your crap tree most. duh.
Had a lot going on lately, my mind is not in the right place.
see, I told you I’m out of it……….that would be crap tree post
nah, you’re pregnant.
my wife’s OBGYN used to ask her “anything going on that I can do anything about”?
I thought that was funny as hell. She, not so much.
Honestly not to be a downer or anything, but I had a D&C the Wednesday before Christmas. There was no heartbeat. That’s why I’ve been on the internet so much lately. I’m “resting”
Seriously I’m ok, so don’t get all gushy on me or anything, k?
Oh honey. I’m so sorry.
Dangit, don’t get mushy or I’ll cry!
Sorry to hear that, PM. Please let us know what we can make DaveinTX do to make you feel better.
If you want, I could take you out troll-bashing. It wouldn’t be like a date or anything. Just a distraction and chance to get some frustrations out. Plus it’s good for the environment.
I think Dave should let me swim in his pool and supply me with non-stop margaritas. They must be on the rocks with extra salt on the rim.
As for the troll bashing, damn straight I wanna go. This morning has been a kick already. Uh, this is for the environment of course.
Wonderful. Then may I recommend this thread? I’ve already put in a little time there this morning, but ergastularius is there still swinging away at the power elite and conservatives.
Ohhhh PJ.
I’m so sorry dear. I promise not to be mushy anymore.
Margaritas on the rocks, extra salt, and you get to wear the pool boy’s pith helmet. And you have to wear my Wayfarers. And you have to wear your hair in a ponytail!
Afterwards we all fire up some Van Halen and Fabulous Thunderbirds and some of those videos from the Sun Kings and dance and yell and piss off the neighbors!
WHO’S WITH ME?!?!?!
That would read better had I written:
“but ergastularius is still there swinging away at conservatives and the power elite.”
Gotta work on my copy if I’m going to be giving these tours.
. And you have to wear your hair in a ponytail!
Ok, you’ve seen my picture. I know you don’t remember it, but the hair’s just too short for that.
Otherwise. CANNONBALL!!!!!
but ergastularius is still there swinging away at conservatives and the power elite.”
That’s why you’re calling him erg. I get it. Isn’t that a fish classification?
A short pony tail. Teensy will work.
C’mon. We got to do that VAW-116 thing here, and you gotta have a short ponytail.
https://daveintexas.wordpress.com/2006/12/06/those-crazy-squids-pumpin-it/
That’s why you’re calling him erg. I get it. Isn’t that a fish classification?
An ergastularius was also the head slave who helped supervise the other slaves in Roman times. It’s part of his theme that conservatives and liberals alike are trapped in the web of the power elite, making us all slaves.
Fine, I’ll wear a ponytail, but no laughing!
geoff, thanks for the translation. I swear feel more ignorant everyday.
The funny thing about erg is that no matter what name he uses, you can tell it’s him within a few comments. I don’t know why, but he cannot hide his identity.
No laughing.
Cept at erg. geoff can spot him now like a cat turd in a punch bowl.
I’m sorry to hear about the miscarriage, PJ. I had one once, too.
If you haven’t already had a good cry, you will. And then you’ll feel better.
Thank you Nice Deb.
hello, it’s good idea
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