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Hot Stapler Pron October 7, 2007

Posted by daveintexas in drama, Finger paints.
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Over at S. Weasel’s place.

I’ve got my eye on that ohsosweet dusky babe on the left.

Question:  Have you ever worn out a stapler?  I ain’t talking about those plastic crap ones you had in school, I’m talkin about one of these streamlined lovelies.

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Methods of Self Defense September 30, 2007

Posted by daveintexas in drama, Finger paints.
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5 Ninja moves.

Sharks have genetic predisposition to eat fingers and toes August 18, 2007

Posted by daveintexas in drama, Finger paints, History.
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It’s science.

I read this kinda fast.

Snakes on a plane – it’s real! August 12, 2007

Posted by daveintexas in Current Events, drama, Finger paints.
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Goddangit I hate snakes.  Hate em.

I really would hate them on a plane.  That would totally piss me off.

We could talk about crocodiles.  Depends on how big.

Peer review August 9, 2007

Posted by daveintexas in Current Events, drama, Finger paints.
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It’s a basic tenet.  You publish, you open up your research to other scientists so that it can be tested and challenged.  Hell, if you’re any damn good, you want em to take you on.  If you have balls as big as trash can lids, you’re like “c’mon asshole, prove me wrong”!

Unless you’re lying.

Unless you have an agenda.  Like James Hansen.

1998 was not the hottest year on record.  It was 1934.

ace notes:

If true, this is freaking amazing. This completely destroys fifteen years of aggressively stupid proselytizing on behalf of Mother Goddess Earth.

Well ok James.  If your shit doesn’t stink, why would you hide your arithmetic?

Most upstanding scientists publish that stuff.

the Red Hot Chili Pipers August 6, 2007

Posted by daveintexas in drama, Finger paints, guitarsrockandroll.
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Not what you think.

Not what I thought.

Still, aside from the disturbing mental images I get with kilts, they’re pretty entertaining.

Just in case July 31, 2007

Posted by daveintexas in Current Events, Finger paints.
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there are any of you who read my moron-blog who don’t read AceofSpadesHQ,

I got a new gig.

I know, I doubt there’s anyone who reads this who doesn’t also frequent AoS.  But I like to be thorough.

Massive Terrorist Arrests in Canada June 4, 2006

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6 Month long investigation.  Front page news on my little nothing hometown newspaper.  17 arrested.

3 times the amount of ammonium nitrate that was used to blow up the Murrah building in Oklahoma City.

Canada has super-secret domestic spying powers too?

Surprisingly, left-wing blogs appear not to be terribly interested in the story.  Who knew it was this easy to shut them the hell up?

Perhaps they were all in church?

Heh.

ABC News Poll – Phone Record Surveillance is Broadly Acceptable to Public May 12, 2006

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Get outta here.  Really?

Americans find this acceptable by a f'n' 2-1 margin, according to an ABC News Poll.

"Lending support to the administration's defense of its anti-terrorism intelligence efforts, 63 percent in this ABC News/Washington Post poll say the secret program, disclosed Thursday by USA Today, is justified, while far fewer, 35 percent, call it unjustified".

There's more.

"Indeed, 51 percent approve of the way President Bush is handling the protection of privacy rights, while 47 percent disapprove"

Not a barn-burning majority, but a majority none the less.  Incidentally, I'd be in the 47 percent disapproval side because I don't think we're doing enough (borders please?  profiling?).

"Similarly, eight in 10 conservatives call the NSA program acceptable. Six in 10 moderates agree, as do more than four in 10 liberals"

4?  I'd like to meet em.

Do I think these techniques can be abused?  Well hell yes of course, re: Nixon.  Clinton.  Do I think they are necessary in a time of war when America has been attacked by terrorists?

Of course.

I hope Democrats keep railing about this, I really do.  While they're working on their new language to convince us they are serious about protecting Americans.

Moussaoui says he lied! May 9, 2006

Posted by daveintexas in Finger paints.
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I believe him this time.  I mean, look at the sincerity in his countenance.

Moussaoui.jpg

Why, that's a face only a mother could douse in kerosene and flick her Bic to.