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Decisions, decisions October 10, 2007

Posted by daveintexas in drama, stuff.

Been wondering what to do with this blog for a while now, and kinda kickin myself about it.

Most of you know a couple of months ago, ace extended an invitation to me to co-blog at AceofSpadesHQ, which took me all of about 2 seconds to accept.  Since then I’ve struggled to keep up with 3 blogs, (most of you know I also post at Splitters Innocent Bystanders).

What to do?  I’ve felt badly, because I really haven’t been doing my best here, heck, if you’re gonna do your best, and you can post it on a blog that gets 15,000 hits a day, you tend to save it up and put it there.

For the more personal stuff, IB works just fine for me.  They’re a nice buncha morons, and they put up with me.  You know, that annoying kid brother who you love for some reason but you’d really like mom to make him go away when you invite the girlfriends over for a pajama party. 

But I feel like a slacker here, for the few of you who are kind enough to drop by and see if I’ve done anything.  And if I have, it’s not really my best effort.  That’s lame of me, and unkind to you.

I like this thing, and I learned a lot from it, but I’m gonna let it go dark for a while.  Doesn’t mean I won’t come back to it, ace might sober up one day and realize what a horrible mistake it all was.  Until then, thank you so much for reading and commenting, and the ego boost/encouragement.  That was darn nice of you all, and I appreciate it more than I know how to say.

Pope out.


Hot Stapler Pron October 7, 2007

Posted by daveintexas in drama, Finger paints.

Over at S. Weasel’s place.

I’ve got my eye on that ohsosweet dusky babe on the left.

Question:  Have you ever worn out a stapler?  I ain’t talking about those plastic crap ones you had in school, I’m talkin about one of these streamlined lovelies.

Waiting To See if the Crazy RWS Stalker Will Persist October 6, 2007

Posted by daveintexas in drama.

All she’s really done is insult me.  Lamely, but she’s given it her shot.

That’s not so bad, really.  Not worth pulling the trigger on outing her.  So I won’t.  If she persists it’s just more evidence of her weird RWS obsession, and that shit is legendary.

Frankly she’s paying more attention to this old blog of mine than I am.

Thanks crazy obsessive stalker goof!

Methods of Self Defense September 30, 2007

Posted by daveintexas in drama, Finger paints.

5 Ninja moves.

Geraldo Rivera, Tough Guy September 2, 2007

Posted by daveintexas in Current Events, drama.

How tough?  Why, if he ever saw that vile Michelle Malkin in New York, he’d just spit on her.

Let that sink in for a minute, and then let’s ask ourselves a question.

What kind of pussy threatens to spit on a woman?  For a guy that whines and bitches about “the hate” that fuels the discourse, he openly admits he’d spit on a woman he hates?

You’re a media clown pal, and you’re so wrapped up in yourself you can’t even see it.  You’re almost Sullivan-esque in your ability to contradict yourself in record-setting time, but until now I hadn’t seen you prick your machismo with such an embarrasingly girly threat.  Now you’re just a regular clown, like the rest of us.  Well done sir, very well done.

You go girl.

Holy Crap! Giant Spider Web in East Texas August 30, 2007

Posted by daveintexas in Current Events, drama.

Entomologists (bug doctors) scratching their head over the discovery of a frickin ginormous spider web found in a state park in Northeast Texas

“At first, it was so white it looked like fairyland,” said Donna Garde, superintendent of the park about 45 miles east of Dallas. “Now it’s filled with so many mosquitoes that it’s turned a little brown. There are times you can literally hear the screech of millions of mosquitoes caught in those webs.”

I’d love to hear the little bastards screaming in pain for a while, they’ve been eating my lunch all summer.

Thanks to lauraw, who has spider eating wrens infesting her back yard.  You know.  The place where flowers manage to survive somehow, which I frankly can’t understand at all.

EU asks Texas Governor Rick Perry to Suspend Capital Punishment August 27, 2007

Posted by daveintexas in Current Events, drama.

Governor Goodhair to EU: Blow me.

Governor Goodhair to Johnny Ray Conner:  Adios, mofo.

Bigger than Texas? August 19, 2007

Posted by daveintexas in drama.

Not in the article but in one of the video segments on Hurricane Dean, the reporter said it’s bigger than Texas right now?

Really?  That’s big.  Let’s see….


What do you think?  Bout from Havana to the far end of Haiti… that’s 600 miles.

Well, that’s not as big as Texas, but it’s pretty big.

Sharks have genetic predisposition to eat fingers and toes August 18, 2007

Posted by daveintexas in drama, Finger paints, History.

It’s science.

I read this kinda fast.

Snakes on a plane – it’s real! August 12, 2007

Posted by daveintexas in Current Events, drama, Finger paints.

Goddangit I hate snakes.  Hate em.

I really would hate them on a plane.  That would totally piss me off.

We could talk about crocodiles.  Depends on how big.