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McCain Clarifies His Christianity September 30, 2007

Posted by daveintexas in Politics.

I’m a Baptist.  If I wasn’t running for president I’d get baptized.

Because we’d all get a pass on that one if we were doing something really important.

J-Mac, honestly, I don’t care if you pander.  Knock yourself out.

Just shut up about it when the others do too, ok?  Have that much class, pleasesirthankyouverymuch.


1. michelle - September 30, 2007

But Dave, hasn’t Kathleen taught you about boyfriend McCain, yet?

I saw yr pic on the intertubes. Now I know who u r, just like you think u know me.

Good luck with your party — as Bill Kristol says, you’ve got a successful mayor, successful businessman, a war hero, and whatever Fred is, running.

It warms my heart to know that all the nasty things you have said about me are crushed through one pic of you.

Thanks for the ego boost, d00d.


2. geoff - October 1, 2007

You’ll be wanting to don your HazMat suit when you clean this one up, Dave.

3. Cathy - October 1, 2007

After reading that one, I wanna shower.

4. geoff - October 1, 2007

You’ll want to steer well clear, Cathy. This one’s a stalker from way back.

5. daveintexas - October 1, 2007

hey, it’s creepy crazy woman!

6. michelle - October 1, 2007

Yes, please keep up the *stalker* meem. That works.

And geoff, the hazmat thingy was funny, I don’t know back when we were instructed to have duct tape and whatever it was to protect us.

Dave, for the sake of all that is holy and good, don’t read any further. Just like with omelets, you seem to think you have to break a few eggs.

I like eggs.

So Dave, can you spell “degrading” It is a “d” or a “t”? Just wondering.

Hey, D and T! Just like your name!

7. daveintexas - October 1, 2007

Hey, creepy stalker woman!

Have a date!


(I say “woman” out of kindness and respect).

8. michelle - October 1, 2007

Do you like crunchy peanut butter?

9. michelle - October 1, 2007

I sure do.

10. michelle - October 1, 2007

On a Ritz!!

11. digitalbrownshirt - October 1, 2007

Just like with American flags, you seem to think that sweating or sitting on a flag means that you respect it. I don’t.

That’s the stuff that cracks me up. Have you ever touched an American Flag? I’ve folded flags off of caskets. A flag is something you can hang from a flagpole, not a picture of a flag. It’s like saying a picture of Camaro on a t-shirt makes the shirt a car. If wearing a flag emblem is disrectful, then every soldier in the Army is disrecting the flag when they put on their battle dress uniforms.

12. geoff - October 1, 2007

Are you doing that, Dave? You know that’s my favorite.

13. michelle - October 1, 2007

dbs, My dad served dinner and that is why I feel so strongly about it.

I said nothing intelligible. I rant. It’s what I do. I only pointed out that in the pic I saw of Dr King, he was sweating on a bus seat. You perhaps aren’t from lalaland and so wouldn’t understand.

I asked if Dave wore underpants.

He said “no”.

I hoped that was the answer.

14. pjmomma - October 1, 2007

I think that he changed my comments because he in fact does wear such boypants.

You mean big boypants. cuz Dave’s a big boy ifyouknowwhatImeanandIthinkyouwishyoudid

15. michelle - October 1, 2007

mmm no, I saw a monkey flying today.

I find that, normal, here in Texas.

16. michelle - October 1, 2007

Admit it Dave, you just admit it you.

Admit it admit it admit it.

You sweat too, I know you do.

I’m obsessing again, aren’t I?


17. daveintexas - October 1, 2007

You know that anyone who wears a flag for fashion is degrating it, right?

Did you mean “degrading”?

You teach, like, language and stuff, right?

Oh what the hell, they don’t know about spelling.

18. michelle - October 1, 2007

pj, the only thing big about Dave is his goddamn attitude, I fucking hate it!

19. michelle - October 1, 2007

whither is fled the visionary gleam?

20. michelle - October 1, 2007

chow David. Please don’t sweat the small stuff and please don’t kiss your mother with that mouth.

It’s been nice medicating.

pinky promise!!!

21. daveintexas - October 1, 2007

Are you doing that, Dave? You know that’s my favorite.

Dude. She’s fucking crazy.

She’s in no way entertaining

I gots to help her with that.

22. geoff - October 1, 2007


23. lauraw - October 2, 2007


24. pjmomma - October 2, 2007

If someone hates your attitude, why do they keep coming back?

PIG CUNT WHORE FACE! oh sorry, stupid tourettes

oh and ciao is spelled, well, ciao!


25. digitalbrownshirt - October 2, 2007

I’m glad you explained it, because I thought she was talking about food.

26. pjmomma - October 2, 2007

maybe she was talking about her prison food?

27. Cathy - October 2, 2007

What is going on tonight?

Is there a full moon?

Was Stupid-Soup on all the school lunch menus today?

Did someone drop troll-drugs from an interplanetary spaceship?

28. daveintexas - October 3, 2007

Ok crazy creepy woman, this has become tiresome.

So, you get one warning. Go away, don’t come back.

That’s the only warning you get. If you ignore it one time, even to respond to this, I’ll respond with the same treatment you got at PW. I have the information and you know what I’m talking about.

One. Warning. I’ll accept your silence as agreement, or a one-word only reply, that word better be “ok”. The only two-word reply I’ll accept is “I’m sorry”.

Go bother somebody else.

29. PattyAnn - October 3, 2007

“Have a date!”


30. nicedeb - October 5, 2007

…Is the coast clear?…

31. daveintexas - October 5, 2007

nah, she’ll be back. She’s just so weirdly obsessed about RWS she’s willing to waste time here. What do I care, she’s paying more attention to this place than I am.

Insulting me is only interesting if you’re any good at it. She ain’t.

Ignore her. She’ll get tired of it. Even the Sadly No folks know she’s a knucklehead.

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