Daylight Savings Time is Here!
At least you didn’t show the *other* surgery.
And what about that palm tree?
You slay me, Dave.
Is that the top of your head?
It’s a manatee’s ass!
With your penchant for holding your junk, I thought that might have been your scrote pulled tight over your one baby making nut.
With nasty propeller blade damage.
if anybody’s still curious, it’s my left knee after the first scope.
I’m a guy, and sometimes, at completely inappropriate moments I do the nut jab thing. Thing is I don’t actually make contact, it’s kinda a flinch test.
One time, in front of the president of North American Operations for the company I was working for at the time, a friend hit me full bore in the balls. and I plummetted mid explanation.
Luckily (for my friend) my boss took the boss away and scoffed the situation off as guys doing downtime guy things.
Anyways, pretty much everyone in the shop saw it happen.
“why didn’t you kick is ass?”
I was much much much larger than my friend.
“it was an accident, but if it wasn’t he’ll get his”
“you weren’t pissed?”
“well it hurt, but he didn’t do any damage, though all my baby’s are prolly gonna be left handed.”
thats why I made the “one baby making nut” joke.
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