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Don’t ask May 9, 2007

Posted by daveintexas in drama.

don’t tell




1. eddiebear - May 9, 2007


2. eddiebear - May 9, 2007

At least you didn’t show the *other* surgery.

And what about that palm tree?

3. PattyAnn - May 9, 2007

W. Pintaurus
You slay me, Dave.

4. harrison - May 9, 2007

Is that the top of your head?

5. mesablue - May 9, 2007

It’s a manatee’s ass!

6. Dave in Texas - May 9, 2007

heh heh

7. Wickedpinto - May 10, 2007

With your penchant for holding your junk, I thought that might have been your scrote pulled tight over your one baby making nut.

8. geoff - May 10, 2007

It’s a manatee’s ass!

With nasty propeller blade damage.

9. daveintexas - May 11, 2007

if anybody’s still curious, it’s my left knee after the first scope.

10. Wickedpinto - May 17, 2007

quick joke.

I’m a guy, and sometimes, at completely inappropriate moments I do the nut jab thing. Thing is I don’t actually make contact, it’s kinda a flinch test.

One time, in front of the president of North American Operations for the company I was working for at the time, a friend hit me full bore in the balls. and I plummetted mid explanation.

Luckily (for my friend) my boss took the boss away and scoffed the situation off as guys doing downtime guy things.

Anyways, pretty much everyone in the shop saw it happen.

“why didn’t you kick is ass?”
I was much much much larger than my friend.
“it was an accident, but if it wasn’t he’ll get his”
“you weren’t pissed?”
“well it hurt, but he didn’t do any damage, though all my baby’s are prolly gonna be left handed.”

thats why I made the “one baby making nut” joke.

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