Brit barfly banned for belligerent butt blasting

Brit barfly banned for belligerent butt blasting March 26, 2007

Posted by daveintexas in Current Events.
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Banished from pub for excessive farting.

The guy’s picture tells a story.

A bad story.

ht: Eddiebear

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1. Retired Geezer - March 26, 2007: ht: Eddiebear?
Dude, that *is* Eddiebear.

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2. wiserbud - March 26, 2007: Huh. I would have put money on this being a pre-op photo of Rosetta. Still, this guy seems to have the same personal issues as our gender-confused comrade.

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3. eddiebear - March 26, 2007: Wrong. I have glasses.

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4. eddiebear - March 26, 2007: Actually, the best part is the fact the recent ban on smoking in bars is what led people to notice the stench.

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5. Marty Feldman - March 26, 2007: Son?!

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6. Lipstick - March 26, 2007: You can’t just have one guy sitting there farting his day away…

Dad?!

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7. daveintexas - March 26, 2007: I’m glad we can’t see his teeth.

I have a feeling we wouldn’t like that.

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8. skinbad - March 27, 2007: He’s concentrating. Here it comes. Here it comes.

There.

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9. Dave in Texas - March 27, 2007: I see you have figured out what story he is telling.

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10. Retired Geezer - March 28, 2007: We had a guy at work that would do that. You would be having a nice conversation with a nekkid showgirl and this guy would do a drive-by. After a while the showgirls figured out it was him but it was still embarassing.

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11. Lipstick - March 28, 2007: Did you ever sit in a leather chair and it made a suspicious sound? Then you think “they’re going to think I farted!”

So you move your butt around trying to re-create the sound so that the room knows it was the chair and not you?

Umm, me neither, but it happened to a friend.

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12. Dave in Texas - March 28, 2007: heh.

Around my office, if you pop off a few walking past a row of cubicles, we say you’re “crop-dusting”.

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13. cranky - March 31, 2007: Crop-dusting? Hahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahah!

I guess he wasn’t popping champagne corks?

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