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Banished from pub for excessive farting.
The guy’s picture tells a story.
A bad story.
Dude, that *is* Eddiebear.
Huh. I would have put money on this being a pre-op photo of Rosetta. Still, this guy seems to have the same personal issues as our gender-confused comrade.
Wrong. I have glasses.
Actually, the best part is the fact the recent ban on smoking in bars is what led people to notice the stench.
You can’t just have one guy sitting there farting his day away…
I’m glad we can’t see his teeth.
I have a feeling we wouldn’t like that.
He’s concentrating. Here it comes. Here it comes.
I see you have figured out what story he is telling.
We had a guy at work that would do that. You would be having a nice conversation with a nekkid showgirl and this guy would do a drive-by. After a while the showgirls figured out it was him but it was still embarassing.
Did you ever sit in a leather chair and it made a suspicious sound? Then you think “they’re going to think I farted!”
So you move your butt around trying to re-create the sound so that the room knows it was the chair and not you?
Umm, me neither, but it happened to a friend.
Around my office, if you pop off a few walking past a row of cubicles, we say you’re “crop-dusting”.
I guess he wasn’t popping champagne corks?
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