Ladies and Gentlemen March 24, 2007Posted by daveintexas in Current Events, Damn Dog.
Can I please have your attention? I’ve just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you, to stop what you’re doing and listen.
Dave, who’s the Sheila in the sarong over there?
Oh, hi, Hugh. Say hi to Laura. Big fan.
Beer’s in the washing machine, like always.