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Post-operative pain management December 12, 2006

Posted by daveintexas in Blogroll, Damn Dog, terrorist hemorrhoids, Texas, uh.

In which our hero Dave in Texas learns a valuable lesson about reading all of the instructions regarding the proper role of medication and stimulants.

Starts in the comments about 6:38pm.

Did I just wake up feeling poorly?  Why, as a matter of fact, yes.

Why do you ask?



1. Texas Ranger - December 12, 2006

Good morning, sir.
Gotta minute?
We’d like to talk to you about last night.

2. daveintexas - December 12, 2006

uhm… were midgets involved?

cause if so, I think I better call my lawyer.

3. S. Weasel - December 12, 2006

That was awesome, Dave. Yes, that is just how the stuff feels.

There is, however, a diminishing return with narcotics. If you did the same tonight, you’d get blasted, but you wouldn’t get the euphoria. And if you did them every four hours, like it says, after a few doses, it would feel quite normal and NOT having Vicodin in your system would be a misery.

That’s why I hoard the little buggers. It’s all above board and legally prescribed, but after an initial dose, I grit my teeth through the rest of whatever painful thing it was prescribed for. Then once a month or so, I visit Planet Percocet.

You’ve never seen anyone look forward to minor, painful surgical procedures like I do.

Hope you didn’t mangle your toe too badly.

4. Texas Ranger - December 12, 2006

Let’s just say we “got some calls.”

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6. Dave in Texas - December 12, 2006

I don’t member percocets…. I do member percodans though in the early 80s. Very differenc feeling from this stuff.

My head’s clear and I’m ahead of the pain curve, so I’m good. Oh, it’s the left knee… arthoscopy fix for a torn meniscus and some good ol fashioned arthritis scrapin and cleanin. I’ve been a good boy and moved it but kept it iced, so the swelling hasn’t been bad at all. Thanks for the well wishes.

7. geoff - December 12, 2006

Did you get one of those recirculating ice water thingies? They rock. We can lend you ours (I’d give it to you, but the wife is paranoid that someday she’ll need it again).

8. kevlarchick - December 12, 2006

You poor thing. Behave.

9. daveintexas - December 12, 2006

Several people recommended one of those geoff… it sounds as if they know what they’re talking about. Thanks anyhow.

kc, I gotta behave. I don’t have much energy for bein bad lately. Later on I’ll be ready to run upstairs and laugh and play like all the other boys.

10. geoff - December 12, 2006

I’m serious about shipping it down to you – I can send it out tomorrow. Those little suckers are just a cooler with a submersible pump and a recirculating tube that goes to a knee wrap. Simple, but expensive.

They really help with swelling and post-op pain, which my wife had for something like 10 weeks (though she had the ACL done).

Just say the word.

11. daveintexas - December 12, 2006

Hey I appreciate it geoff. I’m told ACL recovery is a much bigger deal than my stuff.. but I’ll check it for another day or so, and if it looks like it ain’t going away fast enough, I’ll take you up on it. Thanks!

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