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Preparation H is not a cosmetic October 9, 2006

Posted by daveintexas in terrorist hemorrhoids.
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Drug maker issues warning against using ointment for puffy eyes.

Apparently Michael Caine was sharing a beauty secret when he put that stuff on Sandra Bullock’s face.

Anyway, Schering Plough suggests you keep it downtown, calling it

a pharmaceutical that is used on hemorrhoids and around the opening of the large intestine

So there.

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1. harrison - October 9, 2006

One morning, when we were chilluns, Dad came down to the breakfast table with a sour look on his face. After much prodding it turned out that he had mistaken the Desitin ointment for the toothpaste.
Playful ribbing ensued.

2. Myron - October 10, 2006

If you put Prep H on your eyes, do you put mascara on yer butt? Inquiring idiots need to know.

3. Hammer - October 10, 2006

Maybe people are getting confused between their butt and their face.
Heck, with some people I get confused myself.


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