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Texas election judge says we can be kinky, but not with grandma July 11, 2006

Posted by daveintexas in Politics, Texas.
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Ok, that’s retarded.  So is the governor’s race.

Richard “Kinky” Friedman and Carole Keeton Strayhorn (I have the toughest time remembering her latest last name) are both running as independents for governor against “I’M RICK PERRY, BITCH“! the incumbent do nothing gov.  The one who got his ass handed to him by the insurance lobby a couple of years ago.

The latest “controversy” is how their names appear on the ballot.  State elections chief said “Kinky’s cool, gotta appear next to ‘Richard’, your real name.  ‘Grandma’ however is right out”!

He judged “grandma” to be an election campaign slogan (one tough Grandma for Texas), which is exactly what it is.

This state is crazy sometimes.  We gave you Lyndon.  We’ve had two state treasurers named Jesse James and Warren G. Harding, no relation.

craaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy

Comments»

1. mary - July 12, 2006

But not as crazy as Lousiana….yet.

2. Dave in Texas - July 12, 2006

oh, well goodness no. not that.

3. wayne - July 13, 2006

To quote a Perry spokesman: She ain’t my Grandma!


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