Stuff William Jefferson Said May 25, 2006Posted by daveintexas in Current Events.
You have to be careful with Skinbad and his "suggestions", or somebody's gonna be scratching somewhere inappropriately in a few days.
But I liked his suggestion on this. So, I placed my order with Amazon.com on Saturday, and found it on the porch this evening.
Stuff William Jefferson Said, 1st Edition.
Leatherbound, of course.
I skipped through it randomly, when this one caught my eye:
"I clearly said, no bills larger than 100s and the serial numbers need to be non-sequential. What are you, ignorant?” *
I know I'm going to be going through this for a while, but here are some other good ones.
I said get me a truck, and get me some Guardsmen, and get me the hell to my damn house, now. I don't care who's stuck on they roof, dammit every sumbitch in this parish is stuck on they damn roof. You see the damn helicopters?
That is not money. That is frozen halibut. They look like that when you freeze em, they fish dammit. Big damn fish.
Step down off Ways and Means? When the people of the state of Louisiana need me Wayin and Meanin the mostest right now? We're in a recovery, and I intend to recover every single goddam dollar promised to the people of Louisiana.
I'll step down Mrs. Speaker Pelosi, when your cheeks relax and let your shoulders down. Stop that grinnin woman.
That judge declared war on the Constitution of the United States when he signed that illegal search warrant, and I will not sit idly by while the Executive Branch of the government siezes power illegally and, stop reading that shit. Stop it right the hell now! Give me that!
What do you mean the truck is stuck? Does it have side-armor? Is it too damn heavy? Get rid of that crap, we gots some haulin to do.
Well, I'm runnin out of time. I'll just leave it here on the counter. Anyone else want to take a look?
* skinbad looked that one up