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Aussie diver survives shark attack by poking it in the eye January 23, 2007

Posted by daveintexas in Current Events.
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Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark… he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be living… until he bites ya,

Well.  Now he’s got a shiner to go with his doll eye.

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1. Retired Geezer - January 23, 2007

I recommend LauraW try that with those Coyotes.

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2. daveintexas - January 23, 2007

It’s a sucker bet. She can probably take em down just givin em “the look”™

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3. eddiebear - January 23, 2007

So this is what Mike Tyson is doing now.

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4. eddiebear - January 23, 2007

Dick Cheney wouldn’t have let the shark go.

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5. Land Shark - January 23, 2007

*knock, knock*

Candygram.

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6. eddiebear - January 23, 2007

Aren’t you just a porpoise?

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7. Boredly - January 23, 2007

Everyone has a weak spot.

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