Women, know your limits November 2, 2006
Posted by daveintexas in stuff, uh.trackback
A public service announcement.
You can’t help it. You’re a woman. With a brain one-third the size of a man’s.
It’s science.
Dave in Texas
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Geeze, I thought you read my blog!!
http://rightwingsparkle.blogspot.com/2006/08/women-know-your-limits.html
So, you admit men are fatheads?
So, sleeping by the pool nowadays?
RWS, at least twice a week, but I admit not daily.
And now that you’ve left us, my life just usn’t the same.
Dave-in-the-doghouse… er um ‘hotub”…
Great video, good luck with the sleepin’ in the hottub thing though…
Also, on that same vid website was one entitled “Sexual Consent”. It was also very well done..
ha that was harry enfield and paul whitehouse from about 8years ago, very funny. he did loads of other “public service announcements.” Pity he is only doing burger king & travelocity commercials now
Is it Monty Python?
Hysterical.
Gentlemen, know your limits!
There now follows a public service announcement on the risks associated with laptop fires.
Which middle aged men with 30 minutes to spare are particularly at risk from…
How can you prevent such fires?
And who will save your porn?
http://markdaycomedy.wordpress.com/tag/laptops/
RightWingSparkle, nice to hear from you. You’ve been missed. Hope you’re successful in helping others.
Isn’t that Will Ferrelspeak?
Hey, you don’t read mine either, dammit!
Do I have to revoke your keys? ;-)
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Actually the brain is the same size. You have mixed it up with the bladder which is about 1/3 the size of a man’s.
Hey, you don’t read mine either, dammit!
Au contraire mon… uhm… girl… uh, derriere!
The difference is…women USE their brains, which is more than can be said for some men. Men use their heads alrighty, but more often than not, their thinking occurs below the belt wehere, even for some, the entire amount of blood in their bodies would still not be enough. You got the desired effect. Congrats.
but that 1/3 brain is fully functional. while a guy think through his penis only
LMAO! that is a hilarious video.
And they say size doesn’t matter…
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no, the true is woman should know the limit of her right againts men
Women are Important in the World.
The eternal battle rages on ..huh????? ;)
I laughed my female butt off.
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So is this science? An empty warehouse feeds no one like a field of wholesome veggies producing to the max, that is the same square footage. I guess your brains are where most men keep theirs, in their private parts measuring their strength by how long that appenditure can get. Science my foot…oh, how long is THAT?! I just had NO idea there was such a lie from hell still circulating among knowledgeable “masters” of the gender pool.
Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: That’s not funny!
P.S.Truthfully, the video is quite amusing, sorta an early take on “The Stepford Wives.” Instead of Texas, I wonder if the author of such a parody is a part of the Taliban or such. Now, you can laugh at my senseless humor can’t you? What fun banter this is.
Q. How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Two.
Q. Why two?
A. BECAUSE IT JUST DOES, OK?!!!?
Even if it were true, why be evil about it. Speaks a lot about you.
Women are stupid on their area, men in their, we compliment eachother. However, regardless of sex we cannot do anything about how we were designed.
Most people’s brains only seem to serve one purpose, to keep their head from caving in. And if anyone thinks men are smarter because of their larger brains…check out the Darwin Awards sometime. :)
JMO
Doug
So what your saying is size matters, i suppose to men size does matter. So the real personal question is not how big your brain is but your intelligence. That seems to be apparent here to everyone but you, so maybe someday you will wake up like the rest of us, till then have a big brain day. : )
There’s a host of humorless pedants plaguing this brave little thread.
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They seem unwilling to let their simple natural beauty shine through.
What’s a pedant? I hope they’re not really big and don’t live near here, because I’m afraid of most ants especially big ones.
Rabbits are soooo soft. I like them!
What a delightful thought you dear sweet fragile little thing.
I adore you.
http://nissan12.blogspot.com/2006/12/
And you fools still marry us.
Ok, is that an advertisement above me?
beats me
http://20six.co.uk/ritas/
Size don’t matter … it is what you can do with it ;-)
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