The Beagle Controversy May 13, 2006
Posted by daveintexas in Damn Dog.trackback
I swear, Moses slept through the entire White House Press Correspondents Dinner.
He has the most godawful gas too. Helen Thomas could not have been worse than he was.
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I swear, Moses slept through the entire White House Press Correspondents Dinner.
He has the most godawful gas too. Helen Thomas could not have been worse than he was.
He’s so cute! Let sleeping dogs lie, they say. Although I forget why.
Startled dogs can wake up scared or mad and snap at you. This guy sleeps with his eyes open sometimes… it is the strangest thing. Any sound or movement outside and he is up howling in a second.
He is the best guard dog I’ve ever had. Nobody is going to break into my house quietly.
BA-ROOOO OOOO OOOO ROOO ROO ROOF!
Like that?
My dog isn’t a hound, but he does bay occasionally. When he’s done with his fearsome show he licks his jowls out from between his teeth.
I guess if you have little jowls, and you purse your mouth to go ROO, the jowls tend to get stuck in your teeth.
Oh, and light a match, will ya?
Smelly blog you got here.
Kinda, definitely a BAROOOOOOO.. and then more ROOOOOOOOOOOOO with a few barks thrown in for fun.
Between you and me it’s nice to have someone else to blame for the odor.
I knew it! You are just blaming Moses for your own output. Poor, innocent crime-fighting poochie.
I wonder, who does Helen Thomas blame?
Bush, of course.